Friends, Birthday, Food and Surprise: Le epic bacon

Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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Spinnmaster 1

Wednesday 26 October 2011 18:56

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

fudawee 4

Wednesday 26 October 2011 20:06

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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Abrien 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:17

Kill the bacon hating bastard for his insolent maligned thoughts on what is greatest of the crispy!!

Yaruzu 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:18

I hate bacon too. FYL

iateyourcookie 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:01

Look - bacon is okay. But not a castle of bacon. That has death all over. FYL OP.

WarGod01 15

Sunday 2 July 2017 23:52

who doesn't like bacon? on right, you! even vegans do xD Muahaha!

InsanityShard 23

Sunday 31 December 2017 1:10

Accidental YDI.

Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

Friday 31 August 2018 2:39

Okay fine, I respect that. Not everyone can like bacon.

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