Le epic bacon

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML
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Top comments

Spinnmaster 1

Bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips... Next generation bacon flip! You can thank epic mealtime for your castle of delicious bacon.!

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fudawee 4

I would eat rocks if it were wrapped in bacon.

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SummerFever 8

Does the question "When does the narwhal bacon?" mean anything to anybody?

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kmaster1991 2

Sometime between (but not including) 11:59:59pm, and 12:01:00am?

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lachicadecafe 12

They must not be very close friends if they don't know that you ******* hate bacon.

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Regmeister 10

WHO HATES BACON?!?!?!? THAT'S UNAMERICAN!!!

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tavs02 6

If you're a vegetarian, then that's one thing. If for any other reason, then YDI for hating bacon.

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mofran 0

you ungrateful ******* bastard. how could you hate bacon. asshole .

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xXMudkipNoobXx 7

EpicMealTime would deck you in the face if you said that in front of him.

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KiddNYC1O 20

It's okay if it's Canadian bacon.

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caysters 12

Love the fact that you hate bacon!! Lol Fyl...

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someguy314159265 15

My god, people are so in love with their bacon these days, and attacking the OP just because his opinion does not match theirs. Seriously, I have no problem with you people enjoying your bacon, just as long as you don't have such an unhealthy obsession with it that you pollute the Internet with it.

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rainbowbigbird 7

I hate popcorn and candy. I get as much flack about that as this guy is getting about bacon. But, yeah. I do

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rainbowbigbird 7

...Love bacon... That's how that comment was supposed to end.

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