Leave me alone
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LIES! She just wants to steal your mojo!
WTF?
WTF?
Why would she have to worry about spies unless she's doing something bad? She's clearly a terrorist.
well when she knocks just knock back. she might think u are just as crazy as her
Ahahahahaha that's funny! *knock knock knock* PENNY, *knock knock knock* PENNY, *knock knock knock* PENNY :D
creep around her house and hum the pink Panther theme song
leave her a note on the door explaining how deep into espionage you are, and at the bottom say It will self destruct in 30 seconds.
Some of the best comments ever! thanks lol
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Tell her that she's blown your cover and that you're going to have to kill her
Tell her the aliens are coming for her