Embarrassing and Work: Leave me be

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By hipster glasses - 16/08/2013 11:08 - United States

Today, I was verbally abused by a customer at my job. Apparently, wearing "ugly, thick-framed hipster glasses as a fashion statement is a HUGE faux pas." These are my actual prescription glasses, and "faux pas" is not pronounced "fox paws". FML

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By NoHipster - 03/06/2020 05:02

Today, while I was waiting for a bus, a nutjob-looking dude walked up to me, then hissed, "You hipster scum, you don't even need those glasses," before forcibly removing them and snapping them in half. I was wearing regular clothes, and those prescription glasses cost me $500. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2009 17:01 - Netherlands

Today, my wife and I went shopping for new glasses at a local store, but we didn't really get to actually buying one. On our way back, she warned me that my glasses of choice should in no way be 'those big arty ones'. When I asked her why not, she told me that I 'look gay enough already'. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2022 21:59 - United States - Morganville

Today, I thought the cashier said the new blouse I picked out was ugly as she was ringing me up. I'm really self-conscious about my fashion sense, so I snapped and started yelling at her. It wasn't until she was close to tears did I find out she said "lovely" not "ugly". So, that's another store I can't go back to. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2017 06:54

Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML

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By idiocy Trumps reason - 10/08/2016 15:32 - United States - Mission

Today, a customer made a huge scene at work because all of our reading glasses are made in China, and apparently any "moral" person should be repulsed by that. FML

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By Red-cheeked - 18/05/2011 13:08

Today, at work, somebody stole my sunglasses. Fed up with the constant theft in my office, I stormed up to my boss, as he had long ago promised to catch the thief. He listened patiently to my rant before pointing out that my sunglasses were on my head. FML

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By ladyofzanarkand - 20/05/2020 20:00

Today, while out shopping, a middle aged man snatched my sunglasses off my face, threw them off the ground, and stomped on them, saying, "That’s what you get for trying to look cool, asshole!" I suffer from light-induced migraines. FML

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By LoadingMeows - 23/09/2016 01:17 - United States

Today, I was written up. Too many customers complained that I don't wear makeup or do my hair. I got written up for being ugly. FML

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By anonymous - 30/09/2012 05:32 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I got yelled at for providing horrible customer service, in a store I don't even work for. FML

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By whateven - 08/01/2013 17:45 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML

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Sir_ND_Pity 35

Friday 16 August 2013 16:11

He deserved some fox paws in the face for being so rude.

badluckross 21

Friday 16 August 2013 16:11

Wow.. Some people are just too rude and ignorant.

Comments

BriannaMGK 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 12:46

Reading "fox paws", I imagined a blonde bimbo, valley girl, that thinks she's smart! Lol

Twigz 4

Saturday 17 August 2013 18:54

that guy is an idiot, but just because you have them as prescription, doesn't mean they aren't a fashion statement. xD>

dreaasalazar 5

Sunday 18 August 2013 1:11

pronounced fo- pa?

livelobster123 14

Sunday 18 August 2013 3:50

Excuse my stupidity, but how is it actually pronounced?

HoneyBadger666 7

Sunday 18 August 2013 9:05

Faux-pas is French, so you pronounce it like "fo-pah."

AGuyNamedI 7

Thursday 22 August 2013 20:50

Faux-pas: Fough as in dough (as in donut), paw as in Dad (as in what up pa?) I've got an aunt that says weefee for Wi-Fi, glucides (glue-sids) for carbohydrates (glucide is French for carbohydrate), breaf-iss (deaf-is) for breakfast, and refuses to change no matter who corrects her. She is in her 50s, and speaks English. So, though I am surprised you don't know how to say faux-pas, I'm glad you at least asked how to pronounce it. Naïve: Nye as in bye, eve as in, well, eve. Nye-eve.

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 18 August 2013 6:06

Looks like you have some haters....

TaraMoon_fml 11

Sunday 18 August 2013 15:45

Only a hipster would know how to pronounce faux pas.

kridkid95 0

Sunday 18 August 2013 22:11

For people who don't understand french, pronounced fo pah, spells faux pas, means wrong move. And for idiots who think you have to be a hipster to understand french, some english speaking people live in france, and can manage speaking and understanding it very well without being hipsters

NikkiAmber09 12

Monday 19 August 2013 3:33

Sounds like something a customer would say to me. Mine are prescription as well.

Vogue2 8

Thursday 22 August 2013 13:16

Am I the only one who thought of London Tipton here?

GrapeJuice67 17

Friday 4 March 2016 4:43

Yeah, I just chose to wear glasses all my life too OP. I totally wanted terrible eyesight. I had to have it you see, to make truly stunning fashion choices in the world of eye wear. (Sarcasssm)