Lesson learned

By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Spicy
Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
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WonderBlunder 0

Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.

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Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

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L0VEPiNK07 0

I'm sure you will. and thank you for the many real orgasms wishes. :P

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hottopicthief 0

I like how all the guys are saying "fail", and "u need to talk to him". well got news for ya some guys just don't know what the **** they are doing. cause happened to me.. and all the girls are like "I agree"... lol I'm pretty sure that most of the guys on here don't even know their girls fake it!

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

and why the **** do you think they don't know what to do? If you fake everytime he screws up, he thinks he's the best lover ever and that there's no need to improve. Seriously, how stupid do you have to be to fake it? you get nothing positive and everything negative out of it. by the way, I'm pretty sure if your guy knew you faked, he would dump you for being a ******* liar in bed.

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valmont_fml 0

On the one hand, I'm sorry that you didn't have a good experience. However, I have a severe problem with the lack of communication that the situation entails. If a guy cares whether you ******, talk to him about what he's doing wrong. If he doesn't (idiot), don't waste your energy pretending. Yes, it's true that many men are ignorant on the subject, but that's because people are too damned afraid to talk about it.

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_baybee_gurll_69 0

hahahaha sam33 h3r3.. l0l.

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cowycal 4

57% of women fake their ******… :(

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califormula 0

"Sometimes it's been enough and you just wanna get some sleep already"-Kramer

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