Lesson learned

By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

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Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
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WonderBlunder 0

Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.

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Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

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hemiol 30

Seriously? If everybody who has commented "same" or something like that, has faked themselves through relationships, then you should rethink your sexlifes - nobody "owes" you an ******, and yeah, some people are crap in bed, but you need to communicate with your partners. Heck, sometimes you need to put your own hands to use. Almost every ****** I've had has been because I made myself come. Jeez. After figuring this out, I have an ****** almost everytime I have sex, no matter who the partner is. The times I've faked was on shitty one night stands where I knew it wouldn't happen anyway, and I would never have sex with that person again. But to fake in a relationship? No!

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