Lesson learned
By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway
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Circa_Circa
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not such a serious relationship then ehh?
agreed. should have been honest.
See, even failed relationships can teach you important life lessons. Lessons that you'll be referring to frequently in future relationships seeing as you're too big a pussy (pun intended) to put any work of your own into them.
atleast u got shitty sex
You only learned that because you didn't learn how to communicate with your lover. How hard is it to say "It really turns me on when you do ______."???
hoe
women shouldn't fake. we need to know if we need to improve. stupid woman.
datbitch36
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why would you fake an ******, thats the stupidest thing ever, and it clearly wasnt a serious relationship, usually when its serious you talk about these things
if u fake an ****** its like smacking urself in the face saying I DONT WANT AN ******! as he will ofc not even try to get u an ****** you so want if he think you get it evertime right? ******* stupid chick hoe bitch ****
your a god damn retard
most of an ****** is mental, so YDI. Maybe if you told your partner, they would try harder. YDI * 2
L0VEPiNK07
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perdix, i love you. lmao the only reason I read fml's anymore is to see your comments and the comments from a few others. hahaha
perdix
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LOVEPiNK07, That is very sweet to say. Thank you. I am touched by your kind words and will try to keep making you laugh. I wish you many REAL orgasms! ;)
Its true :D I just started coming here and ur pretty entertaining!!! :D Sometimes crude, but I have to admit v funny and witty! I get a good laugh, even though i shouldnt!! ;) :D
Chocolate_Chunk
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you startet cumming here? I thought he meant real orgasms outside of FML
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Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.
ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.