Lesson learned

By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

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Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
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WonderBlunder 0

Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.

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Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

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andrewms 0

YDI for not talking to your partner about it...

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omghehehe 0

sad 1st "serious" relationship and sex life, if that's all u learned :( hope the next one is/was better

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KWifey305 0

lmao...I learned a bit more but have to agree that was one of the things that I learned

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UWBeautyQueen12 0

Same thing I learned.

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crystal25 0

Same thing I learned.

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TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

lame fml is getting bad

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feed_the_ducks 0

damn FYL indeed. I hope that's not something I learn in my first serious relationship.

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Super_Vegetto 0

That's sad. Speak up, or forever hold the penis. Looks like you can practice faking with yourself now. I hear it's not as enjoyable.

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jngurley01 0

sounds very familar!

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