Lesson learned

By kjirut - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Norway

Spicy
Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake an orgasm. FML
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WonderBlunder 0

Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.

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Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

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perdix 29

You'd better hope your second serious relationship doesn't read FML. He'll never believe you when you say you've had a real ******. He'll just golf clap and say "Nice Try."

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awesomechick618 0

that's what they say, if u want something done right do it urself, or get someone just as capable to do it for, Get A Boyfriend Who Knows How To ****!!! :D

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blland 0

men want to see REAL orgasms. if you can't fake a real one, you better practice more. o wait...

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perdix 29

If you want to SEE one, you'll have to find a squirter like wilshires1.

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commentator10101 0

well at least you learned something, well done you

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WonderBlunder 0

Son: Why do women fake ******? Father: Because they think we care.

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ladylex 5

Mother: To get the guy to come faster so she can get back to whatever it is she’d rather be doing

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mekzikinz 0

so.. ? how is your life ****** ?

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JassyJas 2

Are you juat trying to make yourself feel better because your relationship is over?

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Savvysass 0

ydi for not showing him how to get you there. Faking screws you out of having fun while getting nailed. oh and since he thinks you like the crap he did, he's going to keep doing it. This will keep happening to you. Grow up.

39 2