Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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You deserved it 55 341

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

Yeoman 0

Monday 18 May 2009 6:49

I have a strange feeling your white and he... wasnt.

lakeylove 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:16

WELL he did have beer in his hand was he young or some old guy. Well i havent seen a company do that anymore that was like for gasoline in the dino age (IM ONLY 11 I DONT KNO WETHER ITS 60 70 OR 80'S!) BUT they must care for costumers to bring it to them maybe they thot u were some lazy ass who cant get out of car cuz u drunk? I DUNO! well what do i kno i guess only crud an cute puppies.but u shouldnt have just started to randomly curse roll down the windows very lil and ask him. if hes holding a knife or condom DRIVE AWAY!

msbarbarabarrow 0

Monday 18 May 2009 7:16

Hey, don't give this one such a hard time, around here people do get attacked, raped, murdered and mugged that way. knock on the window is how it all started.

peopleplz2008 0

Monday 18 May 2009 8:12

LMAO @ #3

Starrlife_101 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:25

why did your mom take you to get beer is a better question then why you freaked out! I agree with #66!

stiles_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 10:31

dumass u could tell if he was going to attack u anyway

cwdeus 0

Monday 18 May 2009 15:50

Well. If they did open the door and it turned out to be a real attack, people would click YDI for not being careful anyway.

Dogmaw 0

Monday 18 May 2009 16:26

Except for the cursing, you were just thinking on your feet :)) Too many people just do as they are told without thinking.

tomilalala 0

Monday 18 May 2009 18:11

True or not, surely it's common sense to not insult a potential attacker? If he really wanted to, he could've broken the window and dragged you out of the car...