Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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You deserved it 55 341

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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You deserved it 2 559

Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

24788 6

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:59

lol, NEVER yell at the guy bringing the beer.

dolce079 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:24

this is great. I can imagine: "Today, my mum explained to a complete stranger that I had a mental disability, to excuse me from my irrational behavior."

graintrain 0

Monday 18 May 2009 0:44

was he in a store uniform?

I2OI3 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:08

So if you were to get attacked you'd think the best response is to start cursing them out?? Wrong!

LoserLife2398 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:08

hahaha i would of done the same thing but i wouldn't of cursed. #47: what you said was rude. just because someone went to buy beer doesnt make them a hick! what high society do you live in if you think it is wrong to drink with dinner? maybe they were having a party? you dont know the whole story so stop being a dumb ass and leaving rude comments.

rinnychan 2

Monday 18 May 2009 2:28

Commenters: Are you serious? If someone knocked on my window and told me to open the door, there is no WAY I'd do it. How many situations are there for that to happen without bad consequences? You guys are idiots.

lilcuti3pi389 0

Monday 18 May 2009 3:50

wow, are you special? im sure he was wearing something to signify his employment at the store.. but ok. lol you're a deedeedeeee haha

mariam_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:17

so you think he's going to attack you and you start cursing him out? yes, piss off the big scary attacker XD.

RedStook 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:39

Things like this will continue when you quit taking your medication.

paks7 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:53

62-im pretty sure the point that everyone is trying to make is that it wasn't necessary to just start screaming...sure if someone came up to my door i probably wouldn't open it either but i sure as hell wouldn't start cursing them out for no reason...