Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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You deserved it 55 341

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

RJB 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:19

wtf? ur mom drinks beer? my mom drink vodka seldomly and ur mom goes to the store to buy beer. HICK!! wow either my parenst are wierd for only drinking at resturants not buying it or your parents are hicks.

pinkdottedbow 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 22:02

Yes, your parents /are/ weird. Normal parents usually own their own liquor, they're not all snooty enough to only buy it in restaurants. Turn 12, and then start going out more.

doggfather_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:19

wow see people need to stop overreacting to the smallest things

ButterFly_16 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:26

Damn! How much beer did she buy!

AnaMaree 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:42

Haha #5

misz_italy 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:50

haha thats embarrassing, but hey.. it's happens to all of us. just try to be more observant next time.. lol. & #47, RJB.. just because someone drinks beer doesn't make them a hick. My parents have a full bar in the basement for when company comes over, but they still drink beer & keep beer in the fridge for company.. Maybe you need to stop being so judgmental about what people drink. I guess I should say congratulations, your mom drinks Vodka, but is it top-shelf or bottom-shelf ? & another thing, not all people drink the same, obviously.. Some people enjoy having a drink or two at home & others only drink at restaurants, but seriously, don't go calling people hicks because they drink beer. Hope your mom doesn't drink bottom-shelf Vodka, cause that would make her a hick right? Because she can't afford the top-shelf vodka.. Get my point? Good. ;0)

reetah 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 22:51

it's not a YDI for being paranoid, but for being a potty mouth : oh and why would people working at a beer store have uniforms? they don't at the one I go to...

bridgetheartsyou 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:08

number 47. you need to get a lifee. seriously. what if this person's mom has a deadly reaction to vodka? do you want her to drink it then? what if company was coming over and wanted beer? like her employer that could potentially give her a raise. i think you are quite narrow-minded and obnoxious.

crunkk426 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:18

YD whatever you get. dont cuss someone out if you dont know what they're doing

ohmyerica 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:32

#47's mom drinks Dark Eyes Vodka. :DD

mcsnelly 5

Sunday 17 May 2009 23:51

I'm sure I'd be a little cautious about someone knocking on the window of the car (unless they WERE wearing a uniform) but I wouldn't just automatically start screaming and cussing the person out!! Really, OP? There ARE other reasons someone might be knocking on your window, so, unless they're pointing a weapon at you and screaming for you to get out of the car or something, I'd suggest actually seeing what they wanted. To some of the people saying why would a worker be bringing the beer out to the car, there are some stores that do that. Not a lot of them, but some do. #13--Well maybe the OP just happened to be with her mom when she needed to get some beer? And you don't even know how old the OP is, so you really can't judge why the mom's bringing her along. And since when is it so horrible for a kid to just be with their mom when she happens to be buying beer?? #47--Drinking beer doesn't make someone a hick. I'm pretty sure LOTS (and I mean LOTS) of people drink beer who are no where near being a hick. Just because your mom happens to drink vodka, does that really mean every mom does?