Transportation, Embarrassing, Awkward and AITA: Let em in

Let em in

By Kerrilyn - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was waiting in the car while my mom went into a store to get beer. A few minutes later, some guy was knocking on my window, telling me to open the door. I started cursing him out, thinking I was getting attacked. Turns out he worked there and was putting the beer in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 00:40 - United States

Today, I got lost trying to find the hospital my sister was giving birth in. I stopped at a store to call my mom for directions. A cop pulled up beside me and knocked loudly on my window asking me to get out. The store had been robbed and I am now a suspect. FML

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Evildude 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:08

.....So if someone talks to you...........the first thing you think is "he is going to attack me" YDI

paperfox_fml 0

Sunday 17 May 2009 20:07

Was he hammering on the window with his fist and bellowing at you all scary-like? I'm guessing not. YDI.

Comments

BobSwarley 4

Monday 18 May 2009 19:36

i would think the same, but then again i did just watch No Country for Old Men last night

Tommy3 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 1:57

This has happened to me haha, I was 11 though and I just freaked and wouldn't let him in,

dyld921 2

Tuesday 19 May 2009 10:51

"I'm paranoid. FML."

irishkickbutt3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:02

haha dont worry i would do the same thing

irishkickbutt3 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 5:02

haha dont worry i would do the same thing

i_found_bob 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 7:38

Jesus christ. It's perfectly normal to be paranoid, people. Especially if you're female, alone in a car, and a friggin' stranger comes up and starts knocking. I get how it might be over the top, but come on, how the hell do you think kidnappings happen? And there are some cities where you can't just trust the whole world. That would be very very stupid. And #9, so if someone just starts tapping on your window and smiling a freakish grin you'd just roll down your window and say, "May I help you?" like a clueless idiot? I don't think so.

christopherlove 0

Friday 22 May 2009 18:31

Let me guess. You're female. This is about the two dozenth FML I've read where some girl grossly overreacted to a situation that turned out to be nothing. #84, one should always be cautious, without leaping to conclusions and assuming the worst.

hammer3rd 0

Friday 22 May 2009 19:48

If this is scary to you - if this is your natural reaction - you should honestly lock yourself in your house and never leave. #84 = Dumb bitch.

dunlapface 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:17

That's hilarious. I love you.

wellthatsucksss 0

Friday 9 October 2009 23:56

hahahaha wow, chill out #84. If someone was really gonna attack someone in a car, they would hardly just KNOCK on the window, wait for you to open it, and be like 'hello, i'm here to kick your ass.' come on.