Health, Sleep, Gamers and Fight: Let me sleep

Let me sleep

By do your own ironing - 15/04/2013 04:32

Today, after weeks of insomnia, I fell asleep. This would have been great if my brother didn't wake me up at 3 a.m., screaming because his guild finally took down a raid boss. I'm now grounded for thumping him, and have to do all his chores while sleep deprived. FML

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By dmsmcd - 17/12/2010 09:48 - United States

Today, after a week of insomnia, I finally managed to fall asleep. Thirty minutes later, my friends decided to bang on my door, yelling at me to wake up and party with them. I'm now wide awake and hallucinating from lack of sleep. FML

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Double standards

By Anonymous - 21/02/2013 18:45 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my bus got held up in traffic, so I arrived home about 15 minutes late. My mum bitched me out, accused me of sleeping around, and grounded me. All this while my brother raged at his video game in the other room, screaming stuff such as "EAT SHIT, YOU CUNTS!" with total impunity. FML

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By ipayyourbillsgorramit - 24/08/2012 23:29 - Australia - Queanbeyan

Today, after getting home from a twelve-hour shift at work, I got into bed and passed out. My mother soon woke me up, screaming that she could tell I was "fake sleeping" and ignoring her lecture on how I need to stop being so "lazy". FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2015 08:44

Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML

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By sleepingonmydesk - 29/06/2015 09:28 - United Kingdom - Longfield

Today, after not being able to sleep for two hours because my boyfriend wouldn't stop talking, he fell asleep and I was left wide awake. I listened to him snore for another three hours and only got a couple of hours sleep. He's not working today, but I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2020 11:02 - Australia

Today, I got disciplined for sleeping on night shifts, by my boss, who also sleeps on night shifts. FML

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By queenbee - 14/06/2015 13:31 - United States - Media

Today, I slept through my alarm and decided to call in sick. After falling back asleep, I woke up to my younger brother robbing my kitchen. It seems he's been doing this for weeks, every time I leave for work. He won't even give it all back. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2021 07:01 - United Kingdom

Today, after a very poor night's sleep, I've had to stay awake and do housework while my husband, who slept like a baby last night, keeps on sleeping because he "didn't sleep well." He was snoring all night long, the reason I didn't sleep well. FML

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By management - 21/02/2014 02:31 - United States

Today, I was beating the hell out of one of the most useless employees ever. I mean really laying into him, all while telling him for the umpteenth time how to do his job right. Then my husband informed me I was hitting him in my sleep. FML

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Hank Pecker

By Anonymous - 19/06/2013 15:29 - United States - Richmond

Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

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BountyBass 13

Monday 15 April 2013 12:08

Leeroy Jenkins!!!

waffule365 16

Monday 15 April 2013 12:10

Raid bosses are really tough

Comments

2035 9

Monday 15 April 2013 19:43

Time to knock back some pills

cmb8280 24

Monday 15 April 2013 21:05

Ugh, insomnia is the worst. I would've "thumped" him too. It was worth it, I would say, all things considered.

mormonsrule 8

Monday 15 April 2013 21:14

Ask you doctor about trazadone. It really works

mizteri 1

Monday 15 April 2013 21:50

Beat the shit outta him everyday, while telling him he shouldn't have bothered your sleep... Until you get good sleep.

ariana_mia 6

Monday 15 April 2013 22:07

That made me sad for you. D:

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 15 April 2013 22:07

Take the RAM out of his PC and leave him to enjoy 2 fps

Setareh23 34

Monday 15 April 2013 22:13

Wow, not only do your parents not care about your lack of sleep, they're enabling your brother -.- Hope you figure something out for your insomnia!

JohnnyPhoenix31 7

Monday 15 April 2013 22:36

Just do all the chores in the middle of the night while your family is asleep. If you can't sleep, then you might as well be productive. Be as loud as possible. Can't get in trouble for serving your punishment, right?