YDI, you should know by now that you don't ask a woman if she wants to make love, you just seduce her. I've been with my girl for two years and sure there's days when I just want to ask and get a yes and bang her. However I almost always get a yes when I put a little effort in, which usually mean me giving her oral, which I love so its a win-win.

Story of my life :(

U should of jacked off in front of her and been like u see what ur missing.

You should've asked her to help you

She probably used "i'm too tired" as an excuse because she just plain didn't want to have sex with you. Stop bitching about it. Most pathetic FML ever dude.

Don't pay the cable bill or dump her OP, she's acting like a bitch when it's really not something that difficult. If she's going to ignore your needs then you ignore hers. A woman's place is to make others happy, not act like a whiny bitch.

I know it is hard all you think you deserve something and you don't have it. Many people had told you to seduce her, that might work. Other thing that might work is getting rid of this person laying on your couch and get someone else. She even might reconsider her attitude towards you once she misses you around, but just don't do that if you are not really prepared to be alone or with someone else.