Let's get it on

By Frank - 17/08/2011 06:50 - United States

Spicy
Today, I came home from work tired and horny, and asked my girlfriend if she wanted to go make love. While all she had done all day is lay on the couch and watch television, she said, "I'm too tired, why don't you just go into the bathroom and grab a quick wank." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 057
You deserved it 6 456

Same thing different taste

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Meh don't flame teh guy! I'd be pissed too if i was in his possition. Assuming this isn't the first time this has happened ur gf sucks. If you don't love her and can get a better one do it tbh. No need to be stickin around with some1 who doesnt care about ur needs. And teens have no input on marrige, as metter of fact, ppl with no srs reletionships shudn't have any input on anythin like that, cus it rly does suck beein with some1 who wants sex a lot less often then u do in the long run. As a girl I can tell you it costs me Nothing having sex when I'm tired or not in the mood and I always end up enjoying it anywayz. Now if you don't please her when you have sex thats whole dif issue but if thats the case she rly oughta say somethin, or u just ask.

Daisie_Garcia 0

That's exactly how me and my bf are but I do make love to him :) But that must suck for you :/

mrlopez 13

Tired + horny? Man, are you a f****ng zombie?

bubo_fml 10

That's when ya gotta lay down the law! 1. drop trow & wank away, being sure to shoot off in as many directions as possible...Or...2. Hire a professional & proceed to fill all rented holes with pearly spunk. Do this in front of the TV, right in the middle of the living space for all to see!

crazyredbug 0

I never say no. It makes for a great marriage

Nini101 2

okay she needs to get off her ass and try to at least give you a great workout.

She's getting boned while you're away.