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By Anonymous - 08/12/2014 04:35 - United States - Long Beach

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Today, my boyfriend gave me a long, philosophical explanation about how he doesn't love me, but we should still have sex. FML
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You deserved it 3 871
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Eliseopwns 22

Give him a long, philosophical explanation how you really love sex, simply not with him.

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stephenseiber1 22

Tell him that would work if he was actually any good

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davincidasecond 24

Yeah, that's ****** up. I doubt that's the type of relationship you want to be in ... If I were you, I'd cut him off.

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keiNan_fml 35

tell him that's not happening and dump his ass ASAP

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ArianT1980 13

You should give him a long philosophical explanation on how he can go **** himself!

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AlexGamerGuy 9

Well if you guys haven't been dating long then this is understandable because he wants to establish the fact that he isn't in it for falling in love he is in it for some "fun." Better he told you now than later right?

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RhineBl 17

No offense,but that's still wrong. At least in my own terms..

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quickit 24

Can you see that? It's a picture of you leaving that dick and finding someone who will actually treat you right.

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Nyx7 24

now give him a short philosophical explanation as to how he can **** off sweetie

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Goblin182 26

If you are still with him I have some ocean front property in Kansas I will sell you, real cheap.

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Ashd09 30

I love the (almost) George Strait reference there

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