By justsingle - 11/05/2010 08:56 - Philippines

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me through Skype, with the message "my penis wants more, but my heart and mind don't want to hurt you." FML
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babyteef 0

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

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Pfrmbrzl 0

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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goldenone 2

average guy. if you can't handle it date a chick.

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imaginaryvoice 18

Well... 1 outta 3 isn't bad. Lol it's pretty bad... Sorry OP 

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rohosoccer08 1

thst sucks but at least he didn't just keep sleeping with you and not care about you FAFP

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iamchuck 0

I want you, I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever gonna love you. Now don't be sad.....

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seanders 10

This guy is the closest thing you find to "sweet" these days. Most would just **** you until one of yous had enough

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ey3seecold 0

I'm more like my heart and mind wants u but my penis don't want to hurt u. !

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fertie226 1

at least he broke it off instead of cheating...things could be worse

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buddybudda 0

haha, well at least he told you honestly and didn't cheat on you. your ex sounds like a good person I think i'm to go get drunk with him, and hit up a club. life is to short not to party.

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Ms_Jessie22 8

Ew skype has bad memories for me. Some pervert messaged me and wanted me to skype naked with him. He was like 25. I'm 15. D:

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MasterX_fml 0

I thought you were an adult when i saw your pic.

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rohosoccer08 1

haha half the people on here are kids

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littlemissdqgirl 8

it's really sad, but 13 is kinda right. My fiancé was telling me just this morning about a guy that's just f***ing his girl that he's no longer interested in cuz he cant think of a reason to leave her. The not having intrest anymore would be reason enough for me. Be glad you don't have that guy.

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bARbi3_d0Ll 0

that's sad OP but at least he somewhat cared for you

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littleteapot 21

32- maybe that was a hint for you?

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Horney4her69 0

it wants what it wants..

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lilwaynerockz_fml 12

sucks bad probably like she does. oooooh

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CapnAwesome 11

Is it mean if I actually find that quote funny? :D I also do feel bad for OP.

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Pfrmbrzl 0

at least he wasn't leading you on..

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ozkalukaas 0

bow Chicago bow wow

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babyteef 0

At least he was honest and didn't make some "its not you its me" excuse..

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Hey one time it really wasn't her and was me. She was in love with me, and as much as I wanted to, I just couldn't fall in love with her, there was just something missing. So I broke it off to be fair to her.

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babyteef 0

Well luckily I haven't heard that excuse, but that seems to make you one of the exceptions, coconuts o'Blue. I've used that before too {^ o ^}

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littlemissdqgirl 8

I've had the same prob as 8. The guy was really great in every way. I loved him, but wasn't in love with him. I didn't want to hurt him, but I wasn't being fair staying with him. It happens.

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iamchuck 0

Nice of him to not want to hurt you. Good guy. He could have douche and just cheated on you.

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knibbsy 4

I hope it was a video chat, and he was using visual aids.

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Sparkiee93 3

At least he maintained a sense of humor. :)

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CODplayer4lyfe 24

A very poetic one at that.

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kassie17 0

Look on the bright side, it made us laugh. :D

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eazyeeze 0

Tell him- " The world is full of colorful diseases, just waiting for your penis!"

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SexiLade22 0

Lk on the Bright side OP.. I'm sure there are many men that have heads, hearts and penis's that want you!!! NO WORRIES! At least your not wasting ur time on a relationship that was going No Where!

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babyteef 0

haha I love sexilade for what she did with "look"

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