Let's slip out of here
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Awww ur a total bitch
BTW i agree with #61
Very mature.
You are such asshats. I can't wait for you to grow up. Go play in traffic.
I'm pretty sure there was a VERRRRY similar FML, almost exactly like this, that appeared on the site before.
wow. you guys are ******* idiots. why would you throw stuff at people in the theater? GROW. UP.
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Would YOU like to have to clean that up?
Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die