Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 925
You deserved it 100 382

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

alex_vik 0

hurr durr i throw candy at people i don't know Grow the **** up OP. And you said "group of unruly teenagers like us" as if you're proud of it.

You are such asshats. I can't wait for you to grow up. Go play in traffic.

Thrashmeister 0

...MOVIE THEATERS HAVE BALCONIES?!

I'm pretty sure there was a VERRRRY similar FML, almost exactly like this, that appeared on the site before.

Keiko86 0

Wow, who is the hoodlem teenager now?

wow. you guys are ******* idiots. why would you throw stuff at people in the theater? GROW. UP.

alex_vik 0

#68 - Yeah, some other idiot teenagers threw their popcorn at a guy with a breathing tube because they thought for some reason he was a pervert.