Healthy Lifestyle, Movies and Teenagers: Let's slip out of here

Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 925

You deserved it 100 381

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 032

You deserved it 2 528

By sheyo - 05/03/2009 01:13 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 506

You deserved it 315 123

By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 128

You deserved it 47 372

Fit as a fiddle

By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 014

You deserved it 434

Immersive experience

By Stormy - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, after a long and tiring day at work, I went to the movies, where I loaded up on soda, popcorn, and candy, and settled in to enjoy the movie. I ended up falling asleep and being woken up two hours later by an usher. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 220

You deserved it 8 400

Close shave

By Elisabeth - 16/08/2020 17:01

Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 578

You deserved it 1 504

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 420

You deserved it 1 889

Scary

By xHoho - 26/11/2013 05:50 - United States - West Fargo

Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 323

You deserved it 8 729

By wow, thanks - 18/08/2012 00:39 - United States - Seattle

Today, my family and I went to the movie theater. There weren't enough free seats near the front, so I sat a few rows back with my grandpa. He kept throwing our snacks at my parents' heads all through the movie. He claimed he'd been asleep the whole time, and I'm now grounded. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 923

You deserved it 2 369

Polite

By mm - 12/11/2012 17:27 - United Kingdom - Warrington

Today, I went to see a movie with three of my friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them. Halfway through the movie, my friend asked me why I wasn't eating our popcorn. I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 874

You deserved it 8 979

Endymion_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:45

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

AWESOM_E 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 9:52

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

Jaxro 6

Tuesday 7 April 2009 11:55

Why waste perfectly good candy?!

xxdani 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:26

I don't understand why you should put this on FML. This is an FML for the guy being pelted with candy while having a heart attack. I don't see why we should feel bad for YOU...

quesoesbueno59 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:38

"Today, I was in the theater having a heart attack. I caused a lot of commotion, and apparently some teenagers thought I was just being unruly for the sake of it, so they started throwing candy at me. One got lodged in my throa and had to go the hospital for two reasons. FML"

TryToBeKind 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:43

Why do your parents even let you out of the house when you're clearly not mature enough?

musu_fml 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 12:48

#27 People are having a go at the OP because the implication is that he/she saw nothing wrong with throwing things at strangers, and only thought it a FML situation because the stranger turned out to be having a heart attack. Because he/she wouldn't have thrown anything if they were mature enough to know that it's not acceptable behavior.

Ebonyloan 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:27

Who the hell even does that? This reminds me of another FML where theses girls throw popcorn at this man with a breathing tube in his neck because they thought he was making "pervy" noises. But yeah, you wont be getting much sympathy here. =_=

michelle4srs 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:34

If you were more mature, then that would have never happened.

lol_seriously 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 13:35

Today, I went to the theater with my wife of 20 years. About half way through the movie she told me that she had been having a secret affair for 4 years with my sister and was moving to australia with her. I was later told at hospital that i had a heart attack and nearly died while a group of teenagers threw candy at me. FML