Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 925
You deserved it 100 382

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

Comments

xxdani 0

I don't understand why you should put this on FML. This is an FML for the guy being pelted with candy while having a heart attack. I don't see why we should feel bad for YOU...

quesoesbueno59 0

"Today, I was in the theater having a heart attack. I caused a lot of commotion, and apparently some teenagers thought I was just being unruly for the sake of it, so they started throwing candy at me. One got lodged in my throa and had to go the hospital for two reasons. FML"

TryToBeKind 0

Why do your parents even let you out of the house when you're clearly not mature enough?

musu_fml 0

#27 People are having a go at the OP because the implication is that he/she saw nothing wrong with throwing things at strangers, and only thought it a FML situation because the stranger turned out to be having a heart attack. Because he/she wouldn't have thrown anything if they were mature enough to know that it's not acceptable behavior.

Ebonyloan 0

Who the hell even does that? This reminds me of another FML where theses girls throw popcorn at this man with a breathing tube in his neck because they thought he was making "pervy" noises. But yeah, you wont be getting much sympathy here. =_=

If you were more mature, then that would have never happened.

Today, I went to the theater with my wife of 20 years. About half way through the movie she told me that she had been having a secret affair for 4 years with my sister and was moving to australia with her. I was later told at hospital that i had a heart attack and nearly died while a group of teenagers threw candy at me. FML

BulldogQB4 0

Gosh dude, way to look and assume it was a group of teenagers.

If I had been there I would have most definitely kicked your ass and all your little friends. How uncool of you dude.