Let's slip out of here
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Having both worked in a theatre for all my teenage years AND had a family member suffer a heart attack - either way you guys are ******* jerks.
I'm so tired of seeing fake "FML's"
43, I'M so tired of seeing people whine about how FMLs are fake. Go to a "True Crime" website and mentally add an "FML" after every story if that's what you want.
44, What I meant was... I'm tired of seeing little kids think super hard of stories they think are funny. Then post it on here, hoping to God that it gets passed. Then they go around giving all their friends high-fives because they got an FML on this site. Yea, they're super cool. If you don't have a real FML to post, then just lurk the site, and enjoy yourself. No need to post lies.
Unruly teenagers... ugh, stupid teeny boppers.
I hope you will have a heart attack soon too and die. You stupid imbecile!!!! never heard of anti social behavior? You are much more than that!!
So now you feel like a dick AND you wasted all that great theater food.
@ 27 what else do you expect?
you ******* kids need to STFU during a movie before someone like me comes up and beats the shit out of all of you.
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Would YOU like to have to clean that up?
Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die