Let's slip out of here

By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 925
You deserved it 100 382

Same thing different taste

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Would YOU like to have to clean that up?

Why not be showered with candy when you get a heart attack? It's an awesome way to die

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Having both worked in a theatre for all my teenage years AND had a family member suffer a heart attack - either way you guys are ******* jerks.

43, I'M so tired of seeing people whine about how FMLs are fake. Go to a "True Crime" website and mentally add an "FML" after every story if that's what you want.

CASoulNYCmind 0

Wow, unruly teenagers, that's one I haven't heard in a while, and I gotta go with the consensus on this one, joo are a horrendous human being. Kids these days!

44, What I meant was... I'm tired of seeing little kids think super hard of stories they think are funny. Then post it on here, hoping to God that it gets passed. Then they go around giving all their friends high-fives because they got an FML on this site. Yea, they're super cool. If you don't have a real FML to post, then just lurk the site, and enjoy yourself. No need to post lies.

bridawg 0

Unruly teenagers... ugh, stupid teeny boppers.

I hope you will have a heart attack soon too and die. You stupid imbecile!!!! never heard of anti social behavior? You are much more than that!!

So now you feel like a dick AND you wasted all that great theater food.

you ******* kids need to STFU during a movie before someone like me comes up and beats the shit out of all of you.