Let the ground open up and swallow me

By neelloc83 - 02/03/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!

I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."

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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!

I bet you will forget him again but next time it will be at McDonalds

rofl!! that's frikin hilarious!! made my day (:

sukhdeep 4

could have just said you were joking. I'm indian and would have thought that was hilarious

I'm sure he understands that you weren't paying attention when he walked up. You were in an Indian restaurant, you expected to see random Indian people, not someone you knew. I don't see what the big deal is.

haha this sound like something that would happen in my town

that's racist, if you did that to a black person in a "soul food" resturaunt you would would get yelled at but for some reaon its ok to do it to an indian in that resturaunt. I hope you apologized, next time look up you half wit

.... Uhm. #4... Obviously the poster -didn't- think it was ok. That's why they Posted it Here. Did you forget where you are???

dude...that is sooo embarrassing...i mean i guess it can happen, i'm sure everyone has made a stupid mistake along the same lines, but ur still an idiot...

I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."

Good thinking bro , too bad you weren't there to save the day

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thinkpink 0

#7 I agree, it could probably be gotten away with if you followed up with a comment like "we're not all here yet," or "I need to use the restroom." Don't sweat it though, it happens haha.

Kohvi92 0

I've done something worse. I was driving my friends home, got a flat, and pulled into a parking lot. I blocked it halfway through, told this one guy that he couldn't come through because I was waiting for a tow. It was my friend's dad picking them up. Yeah.