Let the ground open up and swallow me

By neelloc83 - 02/03/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I was meeting friends for dinner at an Indian restaurant. I was waiting for the group to arrive and our table to be ready. An Indian man approached me smiling, so I said, "We're not ready for our table yet." Then I realized it was my friend's boyfriend, who I've met several times. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!

I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."

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I would've pulled it off as a joke if at all possible, but even that would be difficult. eh, some people are hard to remember.

A tad ignorant on your part, but I'm sure you meant no harm!

oh my goodness. So embarrassing dying rn