Let the ground open up and swallow me
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not your fault they all look alike...jk it happens.
i don't believe it. that's not possible.
... No biggie.
Wow, it never occurred to you that maybe Indian people ate at Indian restaurants?!?!?!?!?!?
Yes it did but then i got distracted
I could have played that off easy, saying that I just wanted to wait for everybody else to get there first. You can do that even if he realizes what you said; just act like you're shocked he'd think that.
I'm assuming you live abroad..
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ooooooh thats sooooo embarrassing now youll never forget him again, though!!!
I think you could have gotten away with it if you said after "Not everyone is here yet." It would be even easier to convince him if he asked if you thought he worked there. "What? No! I'm just letting you know we'll be waiting a little longer."