Letting off steam

By Username - 31/03/2011 07:20 - United States

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Today, while on vacation, I realized my parents and grandparents had been running off and doing quite a few errands lately. After doing some sleuthing, I discovered they were taking turns having blood-curdling sex in our other hotel room down the hall. FML
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joliesbebes 0

well they are on vacation so let them have their fun crabby!

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DocBastard 38

Grandmother: Honey, grab me the K-Y. Grandfather: Here you go, dear. Grandmother: Oooh...it feels so warm. It feels...Oh shit it burns! IT BURNS!!! Grandfather: Sorry dear, that was the Ben Gay. Grandmother: AAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

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agblud 2

what the heck is blood-curdling?

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Rebi3144 8

Think about it. Cream curdles into little yogurt looking things. Now imagine that happening to your blood. Blood curdling.

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ancora 1

I think it's awesome that your parents and grandparents are still passionate about each other in that way. My parents aren't...they've slept in separate rooms for years and seem to be going through life merely as companions (almost friends?). Let's just hope that passion runs in the family, for your own happiness down the road :)

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Egnar 19

My dad has slept on the couch since I was about 5 [I'm 23 now]. . .I haven't even seen my parents hug, ever. . .All my mom does when my dad is not around is complain about his habits and all my dad does when she is not around is complain about her habits. . .I've never, ever seen them have a conversation that didn't involve them getting mad at each other. Frankly, for years I've felt the only reason they're together is to keep our family together [I have younger brothers and sisters in High School].

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DjeePee 24

Ironically enough, when people stay together only 'for the kids', they will make their kids lives often harder than if they just divorced. There are many people with parents like 35 and 37, and I bet you would prefer a divorce and two happy parents than a bad marriage with two mad parents.

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iHaveADream_ 0

#37, I agree! my parents are like that too, but RARELY, theyd be happy to each other..

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FlashBurn 13

Even more ironically is that they didn't see that coming in the first place. They could at least try to see a marriage counselor... My parents are divorced, but it didn't really bother me one bit. Why? Because I saw it coming and just accepted it.

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Doortje 29

Taking turns eh? Are you sure about that?

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JokeMeister 0

be glad they still have it for each other. but try NOT to imagine what was actually going on

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jenaandtyler4eva 0

your a faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat assssssssssssssssssssss

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DocBastard 38

Dude, check your A and S keys. They seem to be stuck. And you seem to be a dumbass.

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sailorzoe 14

you got what you were looking for?

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notquite69 0

YDI for spying on them. Guess what - grown ups have sex and they do things to get away to have sex, unlike so many idiots that post here that have sex in the living room and get caught by parents.

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