Work, Christmas and Kids: Lies

Lies

By Anonymous - 17/07/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, at work, as a camp counselor, I was discussing how stupid the idea of Santa is to a coworker, and how every parent should tell their kids the truthLies. The intercom microphone was on. I single-handedly told a group of 100 six year-olds that Santa isn't real. FML

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You deserved it 72 806

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By stupidsantaclaus - 08/10/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my friend, when my four year old nephew came in, asking who I was talking to. I told him it was Santa Claus, so he insisted on talking to him. I handed over the phone and I hear, "Santa is fake. Grow up." I spent the next two hours with a screaming child proving Santa exists. FML

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By n1a1t1h1a1n1 - 11/12/2012 07:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, on the bus, when I was asking my 6-year-old son what he wanted for Christmas, a stranger came up to us and yelled at him about how Santa Claus is not real, that his "parents are fucking liars" and that he should "never listen to anything one of those fuckers says." FML

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By santashelper - 05/12/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I took my kids to the mall to see Santa. While waiting in line, my eldest got bored and loudly complained, "I don't know why we're here. Santa's not even real." I don't think any of the kids within a hundred feet took the news very well. FML

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By TooTallNiCo - 28/11/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my mom and we were talking about how to tell my brother that Santa Claus isn't real. After we finished our conversation, I heard someone crying. Little did I know, two little kids and their parents were sitting in the booth behind me. FML

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By Santa - 25/12/2014 03:01 - United States - Cocoa

Today, my 8-year-old daughter was throwing a tantrum, and I said "Keep this up and I'll tell Santa to take your presents back." She told me I don't even know Santa, at which point I accidentally blurted that I'm "Santa". FML

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By still had to pay - 23/12/2012 21:36 - Australia

Today, I took my 5-year old daughter to get a photo taken with Santa, when she asked the dreaded question of why this Santa looked different from one at the other store. Before I could placate her, some cunt of a kid yelled, "Because he's not real, dumbass!" FML

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By SantaClaus - 02/11/2013 04:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 8-year-old came home from school crying. Apparently her teacher told the whole class to write about how they felt when they learned that Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy weren't real. FML

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By Cherie - 07/12/2010 18:25 - United States

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2013 07:17 - United States - San Pablo

Today, my fifteen year-old son decided to tell his little five year-old sister that Santa isn't real. She now refuses to talk to any of us and thinks "her whole life is a lie". FML

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By perenoel - 03/12/2011 16:24 - France

Today, I dressed up as Santa Claus for my employees' children. After seeing all the others, my daughter's turn arrived. She sat on my lap, put her lips to my ear, and whispered softly: "I want a new dad." FML

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midget_chinese 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:52

NEVER dispute santa's reality at a kid's camp!

EMR_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 9:57

Santa's not real?!?!?! *Sniffles*

Comments

kira822_fml 0

Friday 17 July 2009 13:48

Santa is real you fagg

diet_otaku 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:57

minus the derogatory slur, i agree. YDI because santa IS real, santa is more than just a fat guy in a red suit living at the north pole.

dyld921 2

Friday 17 July 2009 15:22

Are you being sarcastic?

Chocolate_Chunk 2

Friday 17 September 2010 15:31

His name is otaku. Does it really surprise you that someone calling himself a name that is an insult in the country he adores would be ******* stupid?

DSuarez94 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:16

they were bound to find out someday

mijzelffan 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:29

Crowning moment of awesome. I really wish I were you in that situation.

dontpanic_fml 32

Friday 17 July 2009 14:46

They needed to hear it.

silly_kate 0

Friday 17 July 2009 14:51

who ******* cares if it's not real! didn't you feel happy every christmas morning with a present from 'santa' and seeing he had eaten the cookies? you just wrecked it for little kids, nice one!

tehukiso 0

Friday 17 July 2009 18:39

Who cares if they know it's not real? They would never have been disappointed if they were never lied to, and they'd have been equally excited to receive presents and maybe eat the damn cookies themselves. A lie is a lie is a lie. It's pointless to bitch just because someone tells the truth. You end up looking bad, not the guy who was honest.

kira1kira 0

Friday 17 July 2009 15:06

I'm proud of u

phoebatron_ 0

Friday 17 July 2009 15:08

Wow, good one. You do know that Santa is pretty much the giving, not an actual person? The belief of giving and not receiving is essentially what Santa brings children, so they won't be greedy, little snot-nosed whiners whenever they don't get what they want, whenever they want. Duh. And beside that, why would you be talking about it where there's an intercom? This shit always happens when there's an intercom and stupid counselors in the same room.