Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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Free_Hugs10 0

Well I'm glad you said "we're still married." Which hopefully means you won't be for much longer. Terrible way to find out though.

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Snow_Daisy 7

#106 that was rude and very uncalled for... Shame on you.

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The_Corrupter 0

a woman (OP) is married and has a young daughter (assumed to be young). the woman's husband's girlfriend is a stripper and now the OP's duaghter wants to be one, too.

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snuck1 0

she's gonna dance and do innapropriate stuff for guys

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BannedStory 0

god you look hot. those b cups?

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MadaZer0 8

Ha! Aw that sucks man... Teach her a lesson! or pimp her out either way is win~

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BritishHobo 0

Depends how young your daughter is. This could easily be a mistake. If she's too young to understand relationships and... strippers, then she could just be confused. If not, FYL. Sorry :(

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Tedet 0

is the FML that his daughter wants to be a stripper, or that he called his wife his girlfriend?

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Intoxicunt 5

#22, dummy, the FML is that the husband is CHEATING on her with a STRIPPER. Insult to injury is that the daughter looks up to this *****. God, I didn't realize it was that hard to understand.

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rhanana 0

yeah I didn't understand at first until I realized op was a women >_<

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fudrick 0

How did your hair grow so fast, Intoxicunt? o.O

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ImaginaryFoe 0

The only thing I don't understand is why daddy would have his little girl meeting the gf. Who the hell trusts a kid with a secret like infidelity?

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XDNurse 0

wat better lazy way to break it to her?

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deadsrs 0

Maybe you're daughter hates you and has thus decided to refer to you as both "daddys girlfriend" and "a stripper".... nah just kidding your husband is cheating on you!

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aardvarkish 16

at dinner, I would say, "Tell daddy what you want to be when you grow up..."

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Free_Hugs10 0

LOL. That would be great!

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BritneyBiohazard 0

Hahah. OP, do itt.! [:

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KurouTenshi 0

@ #25 xD you beat me to it! ahaha

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AngryNinja 1

hehe.. i pictured op's hubby trying to lie his way out of that one. >:}

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KurouTenshi 0

oh he'll be working on that one for months--from the doghouse :D

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AngryNinja 1

true dat, 64. 'i don't know what she's talking about! i took her to the meat store.. she's talking about the meat-stripper! yeah, that's it! *nervous sweat*' heh.

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KurouTenshi 0

LOL @#74 "No, see, me and the guys were talking about our past girlfriends, and she was passing by getting a glass of water--if anything it's her fault for not being already in bed!" *awkward silence as he realizes he's effed*

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AngryNinja 1

win! "what do you mean you burned my clothes?! where's my car?!"

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