Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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DogmaT_fml 4

huzzah! ppl against the G nazis perdix, how far are you up the corporate ladder? lol im gonna become a male stripper. (not)

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Helghast95 4

look on the upside you get free lap dances:)

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MadaZer0 8

I'd say he's almost in snicks pants... ALMOST!!!

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deathartisan 0

poor op. you shouldve become a stripper earlier. then your husband wouldnt have to see one on the side, atleast learn how so you can strip for him instead

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PsudoAnon 20

Don't pretend this is OPs fault! Cheating is the cheater's fault.

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RealChinese 7

i think the bigger problem is your daughter wants to be a stripper

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nyc718 0

You my friend are wrong. The bigger problem is the mother is not supporting her daughter's dream of gracing multiple men with her pole dancing abilities when she is of age of course

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deadsrs 0

Little does he know those pants are RADIOACTIVE!!! ahem....

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Gulo_fml 0

That marriage isn't going to hold up much longer...

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DogmaT_fml 4

that just reminds me of britney spears toxic

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