Here's what you do. The first reaction would be to leave your husband, but that would be a missed opportunity. First, go for the threesome. You will be able to learn the stripper's tricks for fully pleasing a man, skills which you obviously lack. (There's a bonus scenario where you and the stripper go full-on lesbian and leave the scumbag husband choking the chicken out in the cold.) After you have learned all that the stripper has to teach, dump that loser's ass and find a much better guy. This time, you'll blow his mind (among other things) and he will adore you and give you all you want. Trust me on this one.

I see we're getting technical about this. Here's a scenario.. The OP doesn't claim to be living with her husband, and by saying that the two are "still" married she is implying that they may get a divorce. Albeit unlikely, the husband could be living in a trailer while the OP is not. :trollface:

i feel bad dor u men!!

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That's pretty messed up, OP, FYL, indeed.

I still say it's a generalizing term of manurism like saying... that gutterwhore. The person being talked about may not in fact BE a gutterwhore but has certain attributes a gutterwhore would. Such is calling the man trailertrash most likely meaning he is NOT trailer trash but holds some of the same characteristics of someone you would imagine when using that phrase derogatoraly.

save the planet. kill yourself.

Uhhh that sucks really bad. If it's true kick em to the Kirby.

 I know that comment isn't serious!!! 

I agree with perdix, you need to get some sleep snickerdoodles.