Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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deadsrs 0

iPhone here :-) I really should be managing my store... ehhh they will be fine!

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MadaZer0 8

Actually using the iPhone or Touch for FML is slightly better than the computer FML site... IMO

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braFTW 0

So he's into charity, what's the big deal? He's probably just helping some young girl paying for college.

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braFTW 0

About your daughter, well, not everyone gets to be an astronaut or the president when they grow up.. Still, it beats working on some fast-food restaurant her whole life. =D

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MadaZer0 8

Dead you need a pic... Join the click~

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x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0

Jesus...How on earth did you guys get so popular? (waits for Jesus joke)

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roxiefab 0

speechless... except kick the ass out... he obviously doesn't deserve your daughter either!!!

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MadaZer0 8

How in animes name do you make a Jesus joke out of.... Oh I see...

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deadsrs 0

I do indeed need a pic... everytime I think to do it I'm away from my computer and I don't know how to on my phone. Soon though... the world shall know my face!!! bwahahaha...*cough*

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racherose 0

i did too. i thought it was just people dancing naked, so it sounded fun.

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