Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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toni27 0

YAYYYYYYYYYY I'm not alone. I can't wait to grow up and be a stripper!!!!!!:D whoooo

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DaniLupin 0

I thought it said she wanted to be a sniper. makes much more sense now :D

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mangobells 0

What if the husband just went to see a stripper and the little girl heard him talking about it with his mates or whatever and thought that meant she (stripper) was her dads girlfriend.

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tb_2010 0

I hope the ' in we're is shortening "were" ;)

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realef 0

wow haha don't know what to say

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faztflow 0

your some role model. the apple didn't fall from the tree. what did you expect her to be a freakin doctor? lol

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ensemble 0

Wait. Are you still married to your husband but he has another girlfriend or are you the husband and your wife is a hooker? Learn how to write ffs.

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Aggriken 0

Today, I learned my daughters goals in life. FML

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