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By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

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Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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Torji 2

Toothpaste? Why not literally anything else, like something edible or tasty

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zebra46 10

That's what flavor condoms are for

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Derrrrrrp32 6

Idiot, why not just put Bengay on it next time?

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NewFire911 5

I found that out when I was very young. I was at someone else's house at the time.

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XxRandomMonkeyxX 6

Why the **** would you put toothpaste ON your penis

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bacon_lover03 12

What were you trying to do? Improve your girlfriend's morning breath?! XD

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SmallTownUSA 11

Even swallowing a little toothpaste while brushing your teeth tastes nasty, so what makes you think your girl's gonna wanna slob on your knob with it tasting like Colgate? Plus didn't that burn? Instead try flavored lube. Rockin Blue Raspberry is my personal favorite, but whatever works for you.

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