Life hacks

By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

Spicy
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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Same thing different taste

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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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kylade 0

he would have to be the one eating the pineapple for that to work, dipstick

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ronton 4

Thank you! I was gonna say that, glad you did

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mask724 7

try flavored schnapps, if that doesn't work vicks or rubbing alcohol

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DynamicDave 11

Not all guys hate that. I for one quite enjoy it.

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TYln52 3

your not even supposed to swallow touthpaste dumbass

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kayla672 0

you can buy flavored lubricant. nice of you to think of her though. thumbs up for that

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NuyoRicanGirl 3

how about strawberry, chocolate or caramel syrup???

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perdix 29

Why did you stop at toothpaste? To get a penis really tasty, you must floss thoroughly.

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RedPillSucks 31

or use listerine, for that smooth burning sensation, without all that yucky STD.

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