Life hacks

By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

Spicy
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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Auzzie34 0

I'm thinking dip it in orange juice, would probably have a lot better outcome

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leaaahx 0

Yep... Cause we all love the taste of minty penis....

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blaze420toke420 0

LmFAOOO! i would rather gave minty than nothing at all!

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locachick101 0

well that was a dumb ass move, much has been real bored and stupid to do such a thing unless you like to explore around like that lol

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adaytoremember37 0

should have just got your girlfriend to eat a pineapple first ..

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DjeePee 24

Toothpaste...? To make it taste good for your girlfriend...? Does she eat toothpaste for fun? 'Ooh, I'm a bit hungry...Let's get some toothpaste! Nomnomnom!' Really?

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Jimboom 11

Lol. At least her ***** would be minty fresh and her colon would be plague free. :-P

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deaper 16

Yes… You are correct floride IS INDEED a poison... IF you ingested ENOUGH of it.... But I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be possible to be poisoned by it unless you ingested AT LEAST two or three FULL TUBES of toothpaste! Although if you're eating toothpaste........ Maybe it's a good thing that you got poisoned... Cause I CERTAINLY DO NOT want YOU to be reproducing!!!

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africanelephants 7

that's cool, just ruin the entertainment we get by his stupidity by getting all logical.

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xgetxbentx 13

...just go buy flavored condoms if you want it to taste good.

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Crimsonhead 0

Maybe you could just give soap and water a go.

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