Life hacks

By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

Spicy
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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EmilyTheLost 0

if you were smart. that wouldnt if happned. YDI :-)

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BallsMcLongcock4 8

Wow this is just sad, if you want to put something on it use Honey or something not ******* toothpaste lmao

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itsbrookebixch 0

toothpaste on your dick + trying to get a ******** = a ******* terrible idea!!!!

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bananahannahjo 0

what part of you said, "hmmm...i'd like a ********...I know!!! if I put toothpaste on it she'll really like it"????? really??? next time you should try something like jalapeño juice. I hear that does wonders for the nether region.

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sallen0046 4

Unless you have a complete lack of hygiene, there's no reason your penis should have a "flavor" to begin with. Why on earth would you think toothpaste of all things was a good idea? I've never thought to myself "gee, I wish ____ tasted like toothpaste". You're not even supposed to swallow toothpaste, muchless use it as a flavor additive. If you're concerned with her enjoyment, go buy a flavored lubricant or any other number of items they sell specifically for such a purpose. YDI for showing a complete lack of common sense.

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doubleohseven 0

hahaha so true. It's Minty fresh! no. just no. this guy was just a complete moron

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whiteboy84 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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thejacl 0

I think it's funny how many guys have actually put toothpaste on their junk. seriously... If you are really worried about the taste then ****** WASH better!

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