Life hacks

By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

Spicy
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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Smilezz21 1

unless she is gonna brush her teeth with you penis I wouldn't do this

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BikeAllDay818 6

NEVER use your teeth when or if you suck a dick, we hate that.

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Smilezz21 1

well duh that seems painful

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BikeAllDay818 6

Yeah it's the worst feeling, comparing it to a female would be, maybe similar to fingering and scratching your vag hole with your finger nail. And sorry if I seem gross I'm really not, I'm just trying to explain aha

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RedPillSucks 31

It's worse if the person has braces and a broken bracket wire.

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BikeAllDay818 6

oooooh that would leave a nasty scratch

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BountyBass 13

maybe chocolate or whipped cream was a better option

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samadams42 0

haha for a good clean feeling no matter what

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minktheshrink 0

isn't that an ad slogan for gum?

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stevenmx86 7

Wow I hope it still burns...ydi.. Toothpaste of all things... Does she have a brushing her teeth fetish?

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palltaru 0

Idi.....toothpaste doesn't taste good...

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babyblue666 1

ur a dumbass. they have lubes for that

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cheex87 0

good hygiene and pineapple juice.

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Ninipoo 0

niiice :) I agree 100%

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