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By Zibby - 11/02/2011 05:51

Spicy
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
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robc32ca 4

washing is a better option

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Jimboom 11

Ha ha. I bet you think the idea of spicing up your sex life constitutes putting curry power on your penis.

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tystef13 0

haha I brushed my teeth and gave my boyfriend a bj

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missy1212 0

Well....did you at least score some Pity Points? It was a considerate thought of you, so I hope she appreciated it after she was done laughing her ass off. :P

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dnljcbsn 0

yeah!!!!!! acid burn wow u must be retarded while ur at it give flosing string a try DUMBASS

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thelawmak3r 0

put mouthwash on it next time itll taste better

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CaptainPickles72 18

At least your junk is plaque free :)

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Frostillicus123 10

If you need to flavor it try cleaning it. If she still doesn't like it she doesn't love you. If you want to appease her user baby's fruit flavored tooth paste.

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Cosmic_Horror 1

Like with Macaulay Culkin in Home Alone, except old enough to know better.

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elizabeth705 0

why would you even think thatvwoild taste good????

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