Kids, Dogs and Intimacy: Life imitates art - FML

Life imitates art

By awkwardsituation - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year-old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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iSitt 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:38

it's the next travelocity commercial

jrkarikas 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:45

YDI for having an easy garden gnome.

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megannicole23 0

Monday 12 July 2010 3:33

hahah that's pretty funny

tbonea1990 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:16

stripper training

conniebaby67 0

Monday 12 July 2010 5:18

im giggaling om that one

kmwis_00 6

Monday 12 July 2010 7:52

Haha, aw, that's a cute kid. :)

sheribb 5

Monday 12 July 2010 9:56

this is NOT a FML /:(

ARScratch 0

Monday 12 July 2010 20:26

Hahahahahahaha

sk8trzero53 0

Monday 12 July 2010 23:09

think about it, itl be a pretty hilarious story to tell her when shes older :P, i loled XD. also this should be in kids or miscellaneous section not intimacy, just sayin :)

B4DR0M4NC3 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 1:55

my dog says he feels violated from u and your daughter watching him hump ur gnome

Peytonlikesme 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 6:40

*** yea. I wunna b humped!! Anyone interested. I'm a HOT chick

CaliSurferGurl 0

Tuesday 13 July 2010 7:47

Hahaha that's so funny

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