Kids, Dogs and Intimacy: Life imitates art - FML

Life imitates art

By awkwardsituation - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

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Today, I watched a stray dog hump a garden gnome in my front yard. So did my two year-old daughter. I've already had to stop her "re-enactments" twice. FML

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iSitt 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:38

it's the next travelocity commercial

jrkarikas 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 16:45

YDI for having an easy garden gnome.

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sweeney18 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:30

aha WTF. did she enjoy it.? ;D

anlhawks 5

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:32

tell her she has to wait til she's 18 to do that

DaveP 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:33

pictures, or never happened ;)

DncrHap 9

Monday 12 July 2010 4:37

this comment is full of ickkk. :p

MjSmittys 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:35

uhh what?

italianboy_fml 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:36

4 u r really cute

emilyk123 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:40

wow u should control your daughter

outside_dinosaur 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:40

ermm why where you watching it lol? is it like one of those things where is so disgusting you just can't turn away. Also, kids mimic what they see and hear, it's just how it is :) invite some friends over and laugh your ass off (:

LoganBballin16 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:47

haha wow that sucks fyl little kids do everything they see other people or in ur case animals do lol

iceicebaby24 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 19:47

Wait, did your daughter reanact useing other people? or did she just hump air?

JokeMeister 0

Sunday 11 July 2010 20:01

Shoulda thrown something at him to show both that's not cool. Don't overreact to baby, or she will do it to make you make that funny sound.

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