Life's a beach

By squishylog - 12/08/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML
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swasticop 0

As long as you didn't have sex on it...

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StillOnTheRise 0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed are we?

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jallred254 4

Nope but your the biggest

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enonymous 8

You just contaminated my crime scene. This Seal was a victim of foul play... And now I can't tell if the semen found was yours, mine or another suspect

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sourgirl101 28

You can tell by the suspect's fruit diet.

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enonymous 8

It tastes a bit nutty like hazelnut. WAIT A MINUTE this is fat bastards stool sample

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nixter5 18

You know you have been playing too much COD when you start T-Bagging dead seals!

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NecroParade 3

You know you've been playing too much COD when you relate everything to it.

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socialdisease 1

At least you didn't come across a beached whale. Nothing attractive about that.

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jallred254 4

I don't think there's anything attractive about a dead seal

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

What do you find attractive about a dead seal? Am I missing something.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

The smell is quite erotic after 4 days of baking in the hot sun on a beach.

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HomeAl0ne 20

I've come across a dead whale once. I didn't get any enjoyment out of it, it was was just for money. Man, those Japanese businessmen love some kinky shit, don't they?

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SherryA 15

That is pretty gross... But that poor seal probably suffered :/ I think the funny part of this post was the nickname.. "squishylog". Lmfao. Funny stuff.

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hazardoussmiles9 22

It could've been worse. The seal could've been alive, and it could've eaten you. I don't think seals eat humans though, but there's always a first time for everything!

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