Kids, Health, Accident and Holidays: Life's a beach

Life's a beach

By MICHAELTHEA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

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marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

at least you have a kind soul.

xlord 27

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!

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Freeze_fml 16

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:25

YDI for being nice. You should know better by now.

Rwcrazy 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:35

And? ? ? Dodd you hit them our miss them?

sgoble32 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 13:49

you should of hit the kids sand castle

pertained 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:10

you're nice, I would give you a gold star, OP

prettygirl011892 1

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:26

hahahahahahahahaha lmao

storm527 3

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:26

it's ok ur a good person

Youdrongo 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:34

That kid is an idiot for building a sand castle right next to a pile of rocks.

life2007 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:48

ur a liar!! how did you have time 2 do all of that? I'm not convinced!

valdancer99 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 14:57

TheHarleaG 12

Thursday 21 July 2011 15:05

who cares about the sandcastle ur more important

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

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Today, I got married and I'd invited everyone from work including my boss. His way of congratulating me was to mention that I'm out of a job. He said it was a good time to do it because he thought I would be too happy or too drunk to care. FML

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Today, it's so insanely hot that no matter how often I shower or use deodorant the smell of my armpits makes me feel physically sick. FML

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Today, I bought my very first car. My dad insisted on driving it, just to see how it handles, and drove it right off the bridge near our house into our river because he hasn’t driven anything in 15 years, which also means he has no insurance, at all. FML

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Today, our family cat died. I had to explain this to my 2 small children, who had no experience with death. I ended up bawling like a baby while they consoled me, telling me she had, "gone to a better place". FML

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Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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Today, I meant to forward an email to my friend mocking a coworker's email, but I hit "reply" instead of "forward". FML

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Today, it was supposed to be my first date with a girl I've been speaking to for three months. Last night, she revealed that she's still married, that her husband is "not so bad", and then confessed it all to him and blocked me. It was gonna be my first date in six years, after the last one stalked me across the country. FML

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