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Life's a beach

By MICHAELTHEA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was walking on the beach when I tripped. I was about to land on a kid's sandcastle, so I tried to dodge by leaning left to avoid it. Before I hit the ground, I noticed the many rocks I was heading for. FML

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You deserved it 4 465

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Top comments

marinus_fml 19

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

at least you have a kind soul.

xlord 27

Thursday 21 July 2011 12:09

no good deed goes unpunished!!!!!

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Bluemonster3 26

Friday 22 July 2011 3:00

Ouch :( but at least you didn't make the kid cry =)

JPLovesAnimals 4

Friday 22 July 2011 3:08

YDI for being nice. but.... YLS cuz u were nice. see. not even life is happy.

Blondebabygirl12 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:30

That's what you get for trying to be nice.

hottiebrunette 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:38

wtf rocks on the beach?

fropleyquark 0

Friday 22 July 2011 3:45

oes no! not wocks! I'm sure your life sucks.... so much you needed to tell us all about it. hopefully you'll let everyone on the intrawebz know next time you have a mildly vanilla mishap so we can all feel bad for you.

anothersuicide 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:09

so did you hit the rocks?

cro5 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:33

at least u tried

Ismaeldaboss 1

Friday 22 July 2011 5:53

And you with a matter of 3 seconds

naruto_fan 0

Friday 22 July 2011 5:57

It's your fault you should've leaned right.

superpacker85 0

Friday 22 July 2011 6:10

jeez did you go in slow motion?

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I agree, your life sucks 336

You deserved it 89

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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Today, my clueless British boss booked me on a six hour Greyhound bus trip for work. He doesn't know what happens on American buses: the endless delays and stops, the drugs, the sharts… FML

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You deserved it 81

Today, my husband's recent obsession with The Sopranos since James Gandolfini died went a step further into the ridiculous, when he tried to encourage some ducks to land in our swimming pool by throwing loaves of bread into it, while bellowing at them with a 'Noo Joisey' Wise Guy accent. FML

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Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML

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You deserved it 3 264

Today, my 79-year-old mom who has Alzheimer's fondly remembered all the wild sex she had with me back in the 1960s. I wasn't born then. She thinks I'm my dad, who died 15 years ago. In all of our conversations now, she talks to me as if she is talking to her husband and some of the talks turn racy. FML

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You deserved it 86

Today, mom caught me watching YouTube while doing schoolwork. I'm grounded, and not allowed to do anything but schoolwork. She got mad, EVEN THOUGH I was doing schoolwork while watching videos, maintaining a 98% in my class. Now I'm grounded longer, because I'm supposed to do schoolwork and nothing but. FML

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You deserved it 339

Today, my mom asked me why I barely talk to her anymore. Well, mom, maybe it's because you nicknamed my stepdaughter "Leftovers," and call her that in public, like at family gatherings or school events. FML

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You deserved it 82