Like a dream

By love and tolerape, apparently - 01/03/2015 19:24 - India - Jamshedpur

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Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
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SkyGuy32 17

Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.

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ZeroDying 11

I had the same dream but with Elmo ...

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Queen_of_Night 20

Was it Princess Molestia?

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Queen_of_Night 20

You misspelled "Futa-shy".

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Retaheki 27

I think I should go, I've had enough FML for the year.

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Seamus Delaney 6

It was his dreams. It was Lunaughty, if course.

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lj19717 19

You know you're a Brony when you dream of animated ponies having sex with you.

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laden_swallow09 34

*looks at your profile picture* Yeah, you would know, wouldn't you?

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UhHuhHoney 20

Hey... Sex is sex... Congrats lol

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abNormal62 23

Sex with a my little pony character? That begs the question... Are you stable....boy?

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SarcasticShade 16

The op needs to quit horsing around and get some.

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tranced_ 45

void ab initio coz it was just a dream

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

You can tell you need to get laid when you get raped by a pony in a dream. especially after 7 years

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potato63 10

That show is for little girls, any adult who watches willingly and not for their kid needs a reality check

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Mynamewontfi 40

I don't like the show either, but there's no reason why an adult can't like a show just because it's made for kids.

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Sagedrop 10

Or Frozen, or Repunzel, or any other Disney movie that adults keep obsessing over.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Or batman or avengers or transformers...basically any superhero. There's nothing wrong with watching a kid show. Especially if it's something from your childhood that brings back good memories. The good memories and happiness is probably really good for you actually.

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iAlissa 34

The only time I think it's inappropriate and honestly stupid that adults watch it is when they sexualize it, ********** to it, and revolve around these silly cartoon ponies. It's weird. I understand fandoms but the sexual brony fandom is beyond repulsive to me

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

I guess I can't watch doctor who then can I? or read harry potter.

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6demon6spawn6 12

well **** I guess im doing it all wrong.

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Seamus Delaney 6

While the fandom disagrees with you, we will still love and tolerate the shit outta ya.

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LyricaSilvan 29

If it's been seven years, you might wanna change your approach a bit. You're clearly doing something wrong.

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