Sex, Weird, Frustration and Intimacy: Like a dream

Like a dream

By love and tolerape, apparently - 01/03/2015 19:24 - India - Jamshedpur

Today, after a 7-year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

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You deserved it 8 415

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 982

You deserved it 6 009

By L - 16/10/2012 22:59 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, I woke up after having a dream which included sex with a very hot guy. I realized it's about time I get laid, because the hot guy was Brock from Pokémon. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 631

You deserved it 6 909

By damnit - 16/10/2009 17:27 - United States

Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 713

You deserved it 4 272

By margelover - 11/10/2011 19:06 - Denmark

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 132

You deserved it 9 045

Bronies for life

By bestiality, not even once - 14/06/2013 22:29 - Ireland - Waterford

Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 484

You deserved it 6 712

By Ryan - 11/06/2011 14:24 - United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 296

You deserved it 7 471

Freudian

By giantblueballsthesizeofjohnnysinscock - 19/12/2014 23:14 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, after six long, hard years of involuntary celibacy, I was finally about to get laid. Except it was just a dream, and in it my mom stormed in just as things got heated, called me a useless cunt, and told me to go do my chores. I guess my brain forgot I moved out years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 124

You deserved it 4 655

By bestiality? do I look like a pig? - 26/05/2013 20:50 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I borrowed my boyfriend's laptop. Out of curiosity, I clicked through the bookmarks in his web browser. One of them took me to a site dedicated to sex stories featuring characters from My Little Pony. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 232

You deserved it 18 351

By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 336

You deserved it 4 027

By Anonymous - 25/06/2012 22:08 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually, and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight, I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 944

You deserved it 17 813

SkyGuy32 17

Monday 2 March 2015 0:03

Maybe you're just subconsciously a brony.

ZeroDying 11

Monday 2 March 2015 0:05

I had the same dream but with Elmo ...

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Sheepalicious 20

Monday 2 March 2015 4:48

Brony in the closet!

gintwinsmoore 20

Monday 2 March 2015 4:48

damn that's hilarious...lmao

JKPwnage 27

Monday 2 March 2015 4:56

Incoming pony war

ThatDamHuntress 20

Monday 2 March 2015 5:07

YDI for Disrespecting the best show ever

badgercheese94 16

Monday 2 March 2015 16:44

#73 he didnt disrespect Breaking Bad

ThatDamHuntress 20

Tuesday 3 March 2015 21:53

#111 OK, He didn't disrespect Doctor Who. I was Wrong Sorry.

anabanana101 15

Monday 2 March 2015 5:40

That's weird

serenatis23 13

Monday 2 March 2015 5:44

...that seriously sucks ! good luck getting over that one !

FEARxTH3xWOLF 14

Monday 2 March 2015 5:45

WOAH WOAH WOAH!!! HOLD THE **** UP!!! WHAT THE ****!?! I'M DONE WITH THIS SITE, THIS ***** TOO ****** WEIRD!!!

WipeHour 11

Monday 2 March 2015 5:58

goddam, 7 years....

AJTrask 8

Monday 2 March 2015 6:12

Does this really fit into the "intimacy" category?

Sirin_fml 46

Monday 2 March 2015 6:18

Yes. In the same kind of way the pony fit into the OP's "category".

EuroAegis 11

Monday 2 March 2015 6:21

Damn bronies

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Today, my parents and I were looking for something using the TV's search bar. Despite never, ever watching anything resembling porn, one of the default search options was, "Hot female Asian sex videos." Thank God they have an excellent sense of humor, as they laughed their heads off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 309

You deserved it 83

Today, I went to my room to find my girlfriend on the floor, butt up, with her pants down. I elatedly took the invitation and dropped my pants too, only for her to tell me, "Not so fast champ, I'm trying to force some farts out." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 092

You deserved it 472

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Today, I took a pregnancy test because I'd missed a few periods, gained weight, and been moody. Turns out I'm just fat and moody. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 606

You deserved it 11 669

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass and said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 450

You deserved it 3 261

Today, I was finally starting to relax after a stressful and expensive move, where I had to give up half my belongings and furniture, as well as my cat. All the stress came rushing back as my new landlord told me that he's selling the building and I've got 30 days to vacate. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 417

You deserved it 2 306

Today, knowing that I have been in a lot of stress lately, my friend tried to teach me how to meditate. Eventually, I ended up in a deeply relaxed state in which my mind was completely clear. When I snapped out of it, I realized I'd peed myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 811

You deserved it 3 601

Today, I'm so pale that I managed to get a sunburn while sitting in a bus. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 053

You deserved it 423

Today, I wore out yet another set of headphones. This is the third one in a year. I need my headphones whenever I go outside because I have sensory processing disorder, and a multitude of hearing disorders that painfully enhance my hearing. Guess I'm stuck at home until I can buy pair number four. FML

I agree, your life sucks 790

You deserved it 225

Like a dream

Same thing different taste

Bronies for life

Freudian

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