Likely story

By Gabriela - 23/11/2011 01:00

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he farted. He blamed it on a "nearby frog." FML
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Sometimes the brown genie that hides in your anus just needs to speak. He grants a wish when it happens. True story.

A better cover-up could have been those darn Goldfish snacks under the bed.

Quife on his dick and blame it on the nearby ventilation duct

At least he didn't blame it on the "Barking Spiders"

That's when it's good to have a pet to blame ;)

So would you blame the apparently dead rodent hiding in your shirt?

She's a hairless rat. And she's having a nap.

PurpleChick96 3

Reminds me of the movie "Anger Management."

Cobro 5

You've never heard of the incredibly rare farting-tree-frog, it only lives in bedrooms of people having relations! You're so lucky to have heard one.

Of all the animals he chooses a ... frog - hahaha.