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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

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Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

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Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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Cazz91 21

Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

Comments

tvwrestler98 14

Monday 11 November 2013 3:12

Aahh you're boyfriend is gross

cakefete2 30

Monday 11 November 2013 3:21

Eye know, right!

perdix 29

Monday 11 November 2013 3:23

I'm imagining a long, brown float that stretches for 4-5 blocks, requiring dozens of people holding ropes to keep it from floating away, in the shittiest Thanksgiving parade ever.

twssftw 5

Monday 11 November 2013 3:28

So that's probably the weirdest way I've ever heard someone say they pooped their pants. points for style for relating it to the upcoming holiday, I guess.

JMichael 25

Monday 11 November 2013 3:28

That's the weirdest thing I've heard.

perdix 29

Monday 11 November 2013 3:32

I'll bet there's a hole lot of dumping going on over there.

omgbrainZ_fml 24

Monday 11 November 2013 3:40

OMG! That's like the weeping angels!

nandybear 19

Monday 11 November 2013 4:00

Well that must've been an interesting wake up call.

stoych 19

Monday 11 November 2013 4:04

One day he's going to pop them out and not be able to pop them back in. That's going to be an awkward situation to explain to the ER....

apu_nahasapeemap 10

Monday 11 November 2013 4:05

So you mean his eyeballs are literally out and dangling by the optic nerve? Not only is that gross, I have a feeling he's going to regret it one day if he keeps doing that.

stoych 19

Monday 11 November 2013 4:15

I've seen a guy on tv in the uk do this, they just really bulge them out basically, it doesn't hang but still looks very creepy. Almost cartoon like to be honest.