Love, Health, Poopoo peepee, Weird and Pranks: Limited edition prank

Limited edition prank

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML

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You deserved it 4 319

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Broke boy

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst vaginal itching and swelling. I then find out it was brought on by my boyfriend's cheap brand of toilet paper. FML

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You deserved it 3 869

Double sus

By Turnipseed3 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was sitting on the toilet, pregnant as ever, and really sick. I asked my fiancé to bring me a pair of clean underwear. He did so and brought me some lacy underwear. They weren't mine. FML

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You deserved it 3 164

Who are you?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was in the bathroom stall when a man made eye-contact with me through the crack in the door. I quickly looked away, but about a minute later I looked back to see if he was gone. He was still there and was actually trying to keep making eye-contact with me while I pooped. FML

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You deserved it 3 002

How could you?

By Ashlee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

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You deserved it 7 918

Family values

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Houston

Today, my future father-in-law showed everyone a picture of his poop because it was "shaped like a banana." My fiancé's whole family thought it was funny and "looked more like a banana than last time." FML

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You deserved it 4 426

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

Piss poor prank

By peedonme - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet, sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 2 951

Camouflage

By allbrokeup - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Norway - Stavanger

Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML

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You deserved it 3 490

Thanks for the info

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother told my boyfriend a cute story about me when I was little. The one where my cousin and I were caught pooping in a urinal in the church basement. FML

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You deserved it 634

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

Cazz91 21

Monday 11 November 2013 2:43

I bet that was quite an eye catching sight to see.

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 November 2013 2:48

You should sell your boyfriend to the circus. Not because of his crazy eyeball trick, but just so you can get rid of the idiot.

Comments

SuperMew 22

Monday 11 November 2013 4:57

Well, you should inform your boyfriend that while awesome... that can cause major damage to his eye. One wrong reaction and someone could literally pull them out. Or damage them.

ahh_rats 15

Monday 11 November 2013 5:08

Did it turn him on?

ViktoriaaKills 13

Monday 11 November 2013 5:12

he sure does have an eye for bad humour.

xXxJaGsTeRxXx 11

Monday 11 November 2013 5:16

Be thankful its eyeballs to face. Not balls to face.

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 11 November 2013 6:11

it might just be me but I think balls on the face is much better than popped out peepers would be. besides, who doesn't like soft smooth ball skin.

PIGaming 21

Monday 11 November 2013 5:29

You might say: that backfired ;)

BabyrooKid 11

Monday 11 November 2013 5:33

Well put.

djPanda 8

Monday 11 November 2013 5:34

Nod day his eye is going to be stuck like that

skcmcpk 14

Monday 11 November 2013 5:48

I don't think that's a good thing to happen to your eye

cryssycakesx3 22

Monday 11 November 2013 5:58

many a year ago when Guinness records had a TV show, they had people on there doing that. they measured and the one that stuck their eyes out the furthest won.