Little shit

By BIGCHEIFAAA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Union City

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
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iarefatal 9

Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.

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boofgall 16

What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!

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Wizzlbang 10

That's not fair, he's smaller and lighter

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chinagirl3343 8

The true problem is that your 7 year old nephew has been raised to know what the word pussy is. Don't you all watch your language at all?

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Moe2311 2

Why does a little 7 year old know the word "pussy". There is the biggest problem right there.

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shadow7x 10

I would slap the shit outta that little punk and you can't do more pushups than a 7 year old? I think that's a sign you need to go to the gym

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Zebediabolical 39

OP can't out push a 7yo which gives me no confidence in OP's ability to slap the shit out of said kid.

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DDCA 24

You should have challenged him to a "try not to cry" contest after washing his mouth out with soap. What's wrong with these smart ass kids?

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journeytotheend 16

That's when you hold him upside down by his ankles

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flaca273 7

He's seven and he's calling you a pussy that is horrible

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