Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me and I'd chained-smoked...

By kk- - 17/06/2019 17:05

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me and I'd chained-smoked all night, I had a driving test. With only 3 hours of sleep, I literally drove through a red light during the test. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2009 17:17 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. Completing the test, we returned and parked at the testing facility. As my tester was complimenting me, I leaned down to wind my window up, catching my long hair in the window. Frantically thrashing, I put the car in drive and floored it into a concrete wall. FML

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By nightput - 17/11/2008 06:02 - France

Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2015 16:11 - United States - Janesville

Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By heartbroken - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Huntington

Today, I took an exam in order to apply for a graduate program I want to get into. Last night, my boyfriend decided it was a good time to break up with me out of the blue. I broke down three times in the middle of the test, and I just barely failed it. FML

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By 5220 - 21/04/2009 13:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were driving back to college. He broke up with me 2 hours into the 3 hour drive. I had to sit in the car with him for the last hour. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Steven - 14/07/2023 16:00

Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML

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alyak98 31

Monday 17 June 2019 20:18

Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 June 2019 1:02

While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.

Comments

丛仓 2

Monday 17 June 2019 19:14

很同情你

Alup132 22

Monday 17 June 2019 20:08

You deserved it.

alyak98 31

Monday 17 June 2019 20:18

Do you really want us to feel bad for you? You did this to yourself knowing you had a driving test.

Levi2411 41

Monday 17 June 2019 22:00

So, you want us to feel bad for you, because you can't keep a cigarette out your mouth or your priorities straight? Hard pass. You knew when the test was. Hopefully next time you're better prepared.

childlessmother 16

Tuesday 18 June 2019 0:32

I suggest meditation next time. No sympathy from me. I think you need to get your priorities in order and your emotions in check. People break up all the time it’s what defines you as a person on how you handle it

raven_of_azarath 34

Tuesday 18 June 2019 1:02

While it sucks that your boyfriend broke up with you, it’s your fault you did so bad on the driving test. Even after only 3 hours of sleep, you could have still been able to drive and pass.

julfunky 29

Tuesday 18 June 2019 12:36

Exactly. If a rough night causes her to be such a shitty driver she shouldn’t be driving in the first place.

BurnInDemonFire 34

Tuesday 18 June 2019 4:56

Unless you and your instructor were severely injured after crashing from running that red light, you'll get no sympathy here. Also, if your smoking addiction is so bad that you reach for a pack to "ease your stress", and you lose sleep as a result, it's time to quit.