Little shit

By BIGCHEIFAAA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Union City

Today, my seven-year-old nephew challenged me to a push up contest in front of my girlfriend. He beat me, and then asked my girlfriend why she's dating a pussy. FML
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iarefatal 9

Just pick the little bastard up and carry him away. He won't be so tough then.

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boofgall 16

What a charming person he'll grow up to be. Great parenting!

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ghak 3

Or u could just tell your girlfriend that you let him win.. And avoid the embarrassment..

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DasHaas 9

Lots of people here apparently don't know about the whole size to strength thing, where the smaller you are, the more effective your muscle mass is. There's a reason ants can lift 10 times their own weight easily and larger creatures can't.

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Zomg_Okay 26

74 - That is just dismissing an argument out of hand because you don't know how to reply to it.

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simplysarcastics 26

I was thinking the same thing. The lil kid doesn't have to lift as much body mass/weight.

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finch01 18

well what did she say...

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Ki11erC 18

Kids have an abundance of energy. Pretty sure most kids could out do an adult in those circumstances unless said adult was in training at the gym alot.

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limitedition 25

His dad (or other make role model) must be a lovely guy for the kid to be acting like that at 7. The kid can expect a few ass whoopings from his peers if he keeps that attitude up.

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